Avast!

Ahoy, pirate Pete be comandeering this here blog.

Pirates be the under-stated champions of games. Master Chief? You take off his helmet and you'll be finding a skull and crossbones tatooed on his forehead. Solid Snake? Shiver me timbers if he 'aint nought but the legendary Captain Salty Snake. Mario? Y'argh, a finer sailor I've never set eyes on; 'twas those mushrooms that led him astray.

There 'aint nothing a pirate likes more than to sail the seven seas, plundering and pillaging and raping and burning and getting the loot stashed away in secret coves. Aye, many's the time that I've swept some pretty young girl away with and had my wicked way (although more often than not, she 'aint been complaining), before setting sail again with gold dubloons filling me treasure chests to the brim.

There 'aint nothing better to while away those hours on deck than some four-player split screen Halo; me and my crew are legit level 35's one and all, and ye won't find a better Gears player across all the high seas. Beeing a pirate isn't easy, and gaming helps keep the boredom away when we 'aint plundering or pillaging or raping or burning or getting the loot stashed away in secret coves.

So there ye have it, me fellow salty sea-dogs. Gaming be a pirates best mate, and don't ye forget it.